Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

How can a 54-year-old man build muscle without using steroids?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Alan Alda Pays Tribute To 11-Year ‘M*A*S*H’ Co-Star Loretta Swit: “Supremely Talented Actor” - Deadline

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

American Airlines plane diverted because it was too big to land at airport - WKRC

I have a reading level above third grade

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I can read

What are the best ways to get as strong as Schwarzenegger? What foods, supplements, etc., should I use?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

O'Malley's dad 'super relaxed' cornering title bout - ESPN

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t cotton to rapists

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Paramount Global to Add Three New Board Directors As It Deals With Trump Lawsuit, FCC Review - The Hollywood Reporter

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Watch: Moment crowd boos and cheers Trump at Kennedy Center - BBC

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I actually pay taxes

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

How Elon Musk Is Reinventing Tesla’s Strategy - WSJ

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Coco Gauff tops Aryna Sabalenka to give the French Open an American champion - The Washington Post

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

There's a new blood test for Alzheimer's. Here's everything you need to know about it. - Live Science

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I see through liars

What’s the best AI coding tool for beginners?

I don’t buy bullshit

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Webb telescope images frigid exoplanet in strange orbit - Phys.org

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I can count

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

I understand how hurricane paths work

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for traitorism

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

If someone works for me, I actually pay them